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Friday, February 24, 2012

Pada Suatu Hari : Vampire

Pada suatu hari ...

PARA PELAKON:

1) Vampire dari Kampung Janda Baik

2) Aziz Singah (suami)

3) Wan Maimunah (isteri)

Vampire : Aku adalah Vampire !!Aku adalah Vampire !! ~ Huarghhh!!
Aziz Singah : Yeke? Siapa cakap?
Vampire : Akulah cakap.. Huarghh!!
Aziz Singah : Macam tak kelakar je.. Vampire versi pompuan? ada ke?
Wan Maimunah: Abang jangan banyak tanya lah.. dia nak darah tuh ~ Larikk!!
Vampire : Aku tak kata pun nak kejar kau Munah.. Aku nak kejar laki kau ~ Hua.Hua.Hua
Wan Maimunah : Ok finee.. finee!


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Aziz Singah : Kau Vampire wati?
Vampire: grrrrrrrrrrrrr...jangan banyak tanye, bak sini leher!!
Aziz Singah : Orang tua kata kalau orang tu baik ,dia takkan kata diri dia baik..hmm, begitulerr....
So,aku andaikan kau ni bukan vampire lah kan? ~ okeilah.. Buatlah macam umah sendiri ye..
Vampire : grrrrrrrrrrr.. *tak paham*





Aziz Singah : Makanlah kuih yang ada atas meja tu.. Jangan malu-malu..
Vampire : *^&H%%$U$^ g** (google translate: aku nak darah kau ler orang tua..grrr)



NOTA KAKI: Orang baik akan layan tetamu dengan baik?? :D
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22 comments:

  1. DUNIA sesawangkuFebruary 24, 2012 at 5:10 PM

    lawak je...
    hahaha =p

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  2. anamizuFebruary 24, 2012 at 5:12 PM

    hahaha tekun aku bace smpai habes..



    "guwalah vampire yg baik lg bersopan santun! huarggghh~" kehkehkeh







    luv,
    cik ana

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  3. eyjalukmanFebruary 24, 2012 at 5:13 PM

    haha msti vampire tu berasap je dgn org tua tu :P

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  4. Nizam IjamFebruary 24, 2012 at 7:24 PM

    anda blog pilihan hari ini...

    http://www.nizamijam.com/2012/02/blog-pilihan-hari-ini.html

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  5. UnknownFebruary 24, 2012 at 8:05 PM

    hewhew~~xtahu pulak bahasa vamp neh boleh digoogle translate kan!

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  6. nineFebruary 24, 2012 at 8:22 PM

    ce kau translate lullaby kat google translate, hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  7. RawkzellFebruary 24, 2012 at 8:36 PM

    HAHA. camtu pun boleh :D

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  8. Bicara Bisu February 24, 2012 at 8:48 PM

    huuhuu macam2 la awk nie...huhu

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  9. amrlaqmFebruary 24, 2012 at 8:51 PM

    sengalnyeeee hahaha :P

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2012 at 12:18 AM

    apa nieee apa nieee.
    vampire datang umah boleh kasi makan kuihhh.
    hehe
    :P

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  11. shamyheartFebruary 25, 2012 at 2:11 AM

    hahaha~ sangat kelakar =)

    menjemput blogger join
    segment kenangan persahabatan masa sekolah rendah.

    mesti korang ada kenangannya kan?
    jemput join segment ini ya

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  12. RHIFebruary 25, 2012 at 1:46 PM

    rezeki lain yg vampire dapat hehehe..

    wah header baru...takut pulak kalau tak kenal blog ni..kena pelempang hehe

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  13. Dosh SaleemFebruary 25, 2012 at 4:00 PM

    vampire makan kuih lapis! haha

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  14. YouSOFFebruary 25, 2012 at 4:51 PM

    Tak salah sekali sekala tukar selera wahai Vampire wati.. heheh

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  15. Tyra KamarudinFebruary 25, 2012 at 7:58 PM

    hahaha . ape kes wati plakk . haha . follow :)

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  16. semutsengalFebruary 26, 2012 at 1:15 AM

    sikit je dialog wan maimunah, kan heroin ?

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  17. misskonspirasiFebruary 26, 2012 at 7:00 AM

    sengalnye ketige-tige watak tu, tapi awat heroin pujaan ko tu sikit benor babaknye..... skrip koyak ke pe? hehehehe.............

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  18. Liyana ZahimFebruary 26, 2012 at 8:19 AM

    Kahkahkah!!! Nip boleh tulis buku kanak2 nih tp kalo wat versi kak munah ni mmg kne edit patplo kali dlu baru lepas.. Kahkahkah!

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  19. Korn AhmadFebruary 26, 2012 at 6:43 PM

    sengal leh plak vampire makan kueh

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  20. Alif HarisFebruary 26, 2012 at 7:42 PM

    gugel translate mana ko pakai doe hahaha ;D

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  21. efaFebruary 26, 2012 at 8:03 PM

    kehkeh vampire mkn kueh lapis kelakar gat eh haha

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  22. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 1:49 AM

    hahah siap de google trnslte..ghihihi

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